A : Ooh! Is this new?
B : Yeah, its cow skin.

a few moments later

A : I still think its a cat. It looks like a tabby cat.
C : Its cow laaa!
A : But where got cows this colour wan! Only cats got this colour what!
C : Ever heard of dye??
A : ....... But it looks like a cat lying down on the floor! See, here's the hands...
C : Cats got hands meh?
A : I mean paws, then the back paws and then here's the head, SEE! here's the 2 cat ears! HAH!
D : Is there a cat even that big?
A : Uh.... maybe its like a lioness, who knows?
C : Eh, you sure this is cow ar? Cow got fur wan meh?
A : Yalah! thats why I said its a cat!!

Everyone gave A a its-a-cow-dammit-now-shut-up look.