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Monday, October 6, 2008
What do you do when you're in danger.  Explanations coming later. Edit: =D Hey all. Wanna know what sparked the idea of the image above? Teehee. ;) Danny showed me that. Or a video that's like that, but I can't find the same video. This one is funnier, though. You see, these days, there's so many dangerous things out there. Like speeding cars, rapists, paedophiles, enraged fangirls, murderers, flashers, snatch thieves, ghosts, zombies.... You get my drift... So, many girls these days they carry around pepper sprays, tasers, stuff for self-defense. What about guys? I know, most of you will say, "Aiyah, guys strong mah, can fight them off. Besides, where are the chances of guys getting raped by gay rapists? Gay rapists don't have the balls lah." Hey, these days got female rapists okay! And some guys are so *cough* weedy that they can't take down females. So, they need a self-defense weapon. What is it? Wei Yng's Cardboard Box for Emergency. Although it's a little inconvenient for mobility purposes, but heck. Its effective. Refer to the video above. The soldiers also got heart attack okay! No joke! So, imagine this scenario: You're a guy. You're walking leisurely on the roadside. Then suddenly, a woman that looks like this:  appears in front of you, saying "Come here, little boy." And winks at you. Of course, like any other person, you'd go like " OMFG GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERV!!!!" What might cross your mind is this: "Eh? What if she's on top? Holy shit, she'll crush me!" And while you're thinking, she sneaks up behind you and whispers in your ear, "For your information, I like to be on top." Since she's so muscular, there's no chance of you escaping her vice-like grip. You're doomed for lifetime trauma. But with WY's Emergency Cardboard Box, you won't have to live through such a life-changing trauma. When you see a woman that looks like that refer to picture above, you take out your cardboard box and you hide under it. ;) Later, like the video, the woman will die of heart attack. [I know its lame, let me be!] Girls can use WY's Emergency Cardboard Box too. =D Who knows, some kind of earthquake might happen next to you and everyone's hiding under their desks, and there isn't anymore empty desks for you to hide under. What do you do? Hide under your Cardboard Box, of course! What's good about a Cardboard Box is that you can get it in any sizes. If you're big and tall, get a refrigerator box. If you're small and tiny, get a mandarin oranges box. And, to personalize your Cardboard Box, you can decorate it too! Like, Carolyn, if you're a House fan, you can stick pictures of House saying,"Why are you still here?", or something. Or if you're a Gordon Ramsay fan, you can have a picture of him saying, "What the f*ck are you doing here?? I tell you to get the f*ck OUT!" That is too warn your pursuers to get away before you kill them. It is also advisable for all of you to bring in and AK-47. Just in case your pursuers are a little too stubborn, you can just shoot them with this.  Good idea? No?
I don't understand any of that, but that sounds like the ballistics of an ak-47. =D Okay, thats more than enough crapping for the day now. I'm signing out! -weiyng Psst. Remember Cardboard Box. It'll do you good later in your life. ;) 3:52 AM
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