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Monday, May 19, 2008
oh my god HOLY SHIT! Sorry for starting off a post with 'holy shit', but..... I'm going to have to watch my ramblings with care. Why? Kaelan Ong now has a blog. :O MATI! He's probably behind his laptop, reading my really pissed off post at him and cursing me. I can feel a sneeze coming. Hopefully he's not so perasan and Google himself and somehow or rather stumble over my not-very-world-famous blog. I have to refrain myself from bad-mouthing people although i tend to have a very foul mouth. *cough* Aww, c'mon, you swear as much i do too, don't lie... I better stop blogging about that over-perasan ketua pengawas. To swerve far far far far away from the "Kaelan Ong has a blog topic", lets rate my level of English. You've been reading my blog for months and months, (don't lie, i know you love my blog. :D). And i blog mostly in English, as English is kind of like my primary language although my mother tongue is supposedly Mandarin or Hokkien or Hakka, i suck at speaking them. Throughout the times i started blogging frequently, and all the other poeple start to read my blog like a daily routine, i have to admit my English has improved loads. I found a way to use all the vocabulary i learn from books, school, the internet in a way of writing. It is true, blogging has helped many people improve their English. Although i've also learned negative bombastic words too.... Hey, life is all about pros and con and take it or leave it. It's all about yin and yang, black and white, i hope you get my drift. For you to rate my level of English, I'll type a short paragraph about whatever that comes to my mind and you as a reader get to be a Simon Cowell for essay writing. Judge my writing. I accept praises and criticisms. Here's the short paragraph. Rise and shine, everyone although by the time you are reading this, the sky would probably be dark by then. The person writing this is named Wei Yng. She is currently 13, going on 14 soon. It is quite a known fact she is really lazy and hardly studies. That is why during the examination weeks, you'll see unnatural eye bags on her face. It is a kind of tradition for her to study only the week before the examinations. That explains thoroughly the condition of her abominable marks. She always makes up her mind to study a month before the examinations to avoid getting horrible marks like the previous examinations, she fails, like always. Addiction to entertainment and laziness triumphs over hardworking. To put examinations aside, she's short and stout. Standing at only 162cm tall, she's 45kg. Yes, she is full of wobbly, jelly-like fats. But according to an old friend of hers, she hides her fats in her organs because it has been *"momifically" proven that she looks like she only 40kg. Her sister once described her talents as "sarcastic and just pure evil". The writer purely disagrees because she thinks that she has her heart n the right place. As a reader of her blog, don't you think so? I'll leave you to be the judge of my level of English. It would be best if some English expert judges this paragraph. Oh Carolyn, is your mom interested? *Note: "Momifically proven" means the same thing as "scientifically proven" despite the fact that it is proven through mothers, not science experiments. I think my English is fair enough to secure an 'A' in SPM. What do you think? -weiyng p/s By 'A' in SPM, i meant 'A2' and the minimum marks to get an 'A2' for English is 70 marks. C'mon, who can't get 70% for English? 2:42 PM
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