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Monday, February 25, 2008
of animals and anything thats goes along those lines.
Yes. its 2.18am and Your Truly Fabulously With a Hideous Helmet Cut Head Blogger is back to blog again!
Not that anyone visits my blog.
:'(
Yes. I have cut my ugly ugly hair, and came back with another ugly ugly hair cut.
I guess its just my destiny that i keep getting bad haircuts.
Ever since i was young i've always had a bad haircut.
i had to shave my head bald when i was 3/4 because i had too little hair. you can practically see my scalp.
then, ..... i cut my hair bob style, never liked it. Because it was never nice.
then i finally leave my hair long, and i look like crapiola.
then i cut my hair again, i look like some retarded chinese school kid.
now, my hair is like you take a bowl and snip snip the extra hair off.
Anyway,
the purpose of this extremely delayed post is. to talk about.
Monkeys.
Monkeys are.... apes? that goes "ooh ooh ah ah?"
OMG. so That's where James got all his horny sounds lah? the innocent monkey. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Read this ( got it from Wikipedia):
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a particular chosen text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey; rather, it is a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters ad infinitum. The theorem illustrates the perils of reasoning about infinity by imagining a vast but finite number, and vice versa. The probability of a monkey typing a given string of text as long as, say, Hamlet, is so tiny that, were the experiment conducted, the chance of it actually occurring during a span of time of the order of the age of the universe is minuscule but not zero.
understand anything? No? Neither do i. To me its Monkey language. I think Carolyn understands it. She's the monkey fan. :D
Carolyn the monkey lover can translate this:
There is a straightforward proof of this theorem. If two events are statistically independent, (i.e. neither affects the outcome of the other), then the probability of both happening equals the product of the probabilities of each one happening independently. E.g. if the chance of rain in Sydney on a particular day is 0.3 and the chance of an earthquake in San Francisco on that day is 0.008, then the chance of both happening on that same day is 0.3 × 0.008 = 0.0024. Suppose the typewriter has 50 keys, and the word to be typed is "banana". Typing at random, the chance that the first letter typed is b is 1/50, and the chance that the second letter typed is a is also 1/50, and so on, because events are independent. So the chance of the first six letters matching banana is (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) × (1/50) = (1/50)6. For the same reason, the chance that the next 6 letters match banana is also (1/50)6, and so on. From the above, the chance of not typing banana in a given block of 6 letters is 1 − (1/50)6. Because each block is typed independently, the chance Xn of not typing banana in any of the first n blocks of 6 letters is As n grows, Xn gets smaller. For an n of a million, Xn is 99.99%, but for an n of 10 billion Xn is 53% and for an n of 100 billion it is 0.17%. As n approaches infinity, the probability Xn approaches zero; that is, by making n large enough, Xn can be made as small as one likes.[1][2] The same argument shows why at least one of infinitely many monkeys will (almost surely) produce a text as quickly as it would be produced by a perfectly accurate human typist copying it from the original. In this case Xn = (1 − (1/50)6)n where Xn represents the probability that none of the first n monkeys types banana correctly on their first try. When we consider 100 billion monkeys, the probability falls to 0.17%, and as the number of monkeys n increases to infinity the value of Xn — the probability of the monkeys failing to reproduce the given text — decreases to zero. This is equivalent to stating that the probability that one or more of an infinite number of monkeys will produce a given text on the first try is 100%, or that it is almost certain they will do so.
she's the banana lover. :D
okay. my bad for postng a monkey theorem. Apparently, Yahoo! doesn't have very good search engines. when i searched properly in wikipedia, this is what i got.
A monkey is any member of either the New World monkeys or Old World monkeys, two of the three groupings of simian primates, the third group being the apes. There are 264 known extant species of monkey. The New World monkeys are classified within the parvorder Platyrrhini, whereas the Old World monkeys (superfamily Cercopithecoidea) form part of the parvorder Catarrhini, which also includes the apes. Thus, scientifically speaking, monkeys are paraphyletic (not a single coherent group), and Old World monkeys are actually more closely related to the apes than they are to the New World monkeys. Because of their similarity to monkeys, apes such as chimpanzees and gibbons are often called "monkeys" in informal usage, though they are not monkeys. Conversely, due to its size (up to 1 m) the Mandrill is often thought to be an ape, but it is actually an Old World monkey. Also, a few monkey species have the word "ape" in their common name.
It makes much more sense, right? *grin*
Sorry. Hahaha.
Okay. To end this really scientific monkey-ish post,
Love it? Its for Carolyn and her posse of monkey friends. :P She loves monkeys. haha.
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